Not quite Madras, but “when sub-editors nod” it is always good for a laugh, says an anonymous reader who sent this in:
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter – Dead giveaway!
Police begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers – Now that’s taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over – What a guy!
Cold Snap Linked To Temperatures – Who would have thought!
Miners Refuse To Work After Death – No-good-for-nothin’ lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant – See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope For Peace – Can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile – You think?
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say – Guess again!
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide – They sure are on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges – You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group – Weren’t they fat enough?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge – He probably IS the battery charge!
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