The Serpentine Line

Been standing in queue for what seems like several lifetimes?

Gift in hand getting heavier – and more bedraggled?

You must be at a wedding reception then, wondering if you’ll reach the bride and groom before you age beyond recognition, causing some confusion for the happy couple, and their immediate families.

Frankly, your prospects appear bleak.

Because, you see, They Are Still Talking.

And there’s the problem. When both hosts and guests forget that this isn’t the time for a long, cozy catching-up session. Not when there are people in waiting-to-wish mode, getting angstier by the minute.

Obviously, you aren’t suggesting a measured march past, with gifts being tossed into a strategically placed bin. And, yes, key-players are obliged to exude joy and hearty friendliness. But could the chatter-fest be postponed for later?

A smile, a touch of congratulations-wish-you-all-the-best-ing, a gracious acknowledgment – simple.

And can something be done about hired professionals who insist that every photograph be of portrait quality, causing further delays – and heartburn?

Oh, dear – The heels are killing, the pattu is getting heavier every second, and the floral tribute was a bad idea – there’s a definite pong coming off the steamy flowers, and people around you are starting to sneeze.

Oi – move along up ahead, people.