Touchy-feely
It's always wonderful when your kids buy you gifts.
"Hello! When I said sensitive to touch, I meant my new 'touch' phone is, NOT ME!" |
The role reversal; the choking emotion – then, for some – the ‘Dear God’ moment.
See – there’s the feisty young Giver, who sees state-of-the-art gizmos as the Ultimate Gift; and then there’s the aging Givee who, quite often, is tech-phobic.
Usually, you muddle through somehow, but you know when it gets really tough?
When touch screens are involved.
Seriously – what’s with this stuff?
You only have to breathe on, or even near, these thingies to set them off.
And evidently yelling: “Oh, no, no, no...” at your phone, or jabbing frantically at it, does not affect unintentionally given commands. (You are now on various ‘Ignore’ lists, thanks to all those (mistake) calls.)
You sneeze – ‘It’ switches to ‘loudspeaker’.
You set it down a little hard – an irate relative on the still-sleeping side of the globe awakes.
“Just lock it,” your kids fume.
You did...but it cunningly unlocked itself.
“ ‘It’ hates me,” you whine.
“This isn’t just looking a gift horse in the mouth; this is kicking it in its teeth,” your child mumbles, making you feel worse than old frozen idli.
Great – now both humans and machines are equally touchy.
Being Gen-Clueless is not easy.
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