A switch in time

“We can have smooth traffic flow only when this technology is upgraded to a fully manual system!”

Chennai Traffic, you've really done it this time.

You've managed to defeat technology.

Especially signal lights.

Apparently, these 'intelligent-signals', installed because they're able to 'sense' traffic density and act accordingly, are completely traumatised. Red has paled to a particularly sad shade of violet; yellow's gone a very pasty pastel, while poor green looks positively bilious.

"They keep coming at us," they gibber, shivering, "And they NEVER LISTEN..." the shaking increases.

Authority, taking charge, has decided: No more "automatic mode" at traffic signals.

They're going manual. Apparently, technology works only with sensible, calm traffic, with regular peak hours.

With nonstop 'peak days' – not so much.

Poor traffic cops.

Already battling with heat, pollution, and daft road users, they're now back to flicking switches, deciding which lot deserves clearance when, while other lanes express displeasure with horns... the resulting cacophony reducing even the toughest cop to tears, and going all foetal position right there on the road.

Authorities, not ruling out technology, suggest upgrades... a centralised eagle-eyed Big Brother ...

Now, technology can handle predictables, the one thing Chennai traffic isn't.

So maybe signals need to be imbued with qualities like impatience, intolerance, lane cutting, discourtesy... then they'll be in tune with road-user psyche.

Brainy gizmo tecchies, are you listening?